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1. |
TV Theme Song
00:32
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(you ready?)
(yeah.)
(ok.)
KICK IT
DON'T LET 'EM RUN IT OUT
KICK IT
DON'T LET 'EM RUN IT OUT
KICK IT
DON'T LET 'EM RUN IT OUT
KICK IT
OHHHH
DON'T LOOK THE GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH
(kick out the ROUGE! motherfuckers!!)
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2. |
Blow
02:17
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I'm not saying I hate you but I
hope you blow your brains out
and when people find your body
no one's gonna cry about it
because you smell like shit
rest in piss, you won't be missed
and when you go six feet under
I'll celebrate your fucking blunder
come on come on come on
come on come on come on
come on come on come on
blow your brains out
I'm not saying I hate you but I'll
kick your fucking ass
you think I'm running my mouth? Well
all your bullshit's come to pass
I'm not saying I hate you but I
think that you're a cunt
and you can ask your girl, she knows
I cum harder than you punch
come on come on come on
come on come on come on
come on come on come on
blow your brains out
come on come on come on
come on come on come on
come on come on come on
blow your brains out
for legal purposes this is just a song
for legal purposes this is just a song
for legal purposes this is just a song
even if it's how we felt about you all along
come on come on come on
come on come on come on
come on come on come on
blow your brains out
come on come on come on
come on come on come on
come on come on come on
blow your brains out
come on come on come on
come on come on come on
come on come on come on
blow your brains out
come on come on come on
come on come on come on
come on come on come on
blow your brains out
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3. |
Shake That Ass
05:09
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I see your picture
on my TV screen
and I pull it out every night
'cuz I know what the fuck it means
I see your picture
on my TV screen
and I pull it out every night
'cuz I know I'll just do as I please
so come on
shake that ass
come on
shake that ass
come on
shake that ass
(YEAH!)
come on
shake that ass
that ain't no way to treat a lady
that ain't no way at all
that ain't no way to treat a lady
when your dick is fucking up all the walls
that ain't no way to treat a lady
that ain't no way at all
that ain't no way to treat a lady
when your dick is fucking up all the walls
so come on
shake that ass
come on
shake that ass
come on
shake that ass
(YEAH!)
come on
shake that ass
that ain't no way to treat a lady
that ain't no way at all
that ain't no way to treat a lady
when your dick is fucking up all the walls
that ain't no way to treat a lady
that ain't no way at all
that ain't no way to treat a lady
when your dick is fucking up all the walls
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well hey there, little miss celebrity
you got a lot of people down on their knees
treating you like you're a fucking queen
but all the little people just aim to please
the ones you want, they go and roll their eyes
'cuz they see through you and the pretty lies
you're going to the top even though you don't wanna
'cuz it's so damn crowded at the bottom
well you could have my baby like I know you wanna
you could stay forever like I know you're gonna
you could take me down to the end of a bottle
but I don't give a shit I know you're somebody's problem
well you could have my baby like I know you wanna
you could stay forever like I know you're gonna
you could take me down to the end of a bottle
but I don't give a shit I know you're somebody's problem
Well I've been thinking 'bout the time we spent
bangin' all around the apartment
and I've been thinking 'bout the averages
of what could ever happen if you came back again
uh huh so hey hey honey won't you take my hand
even though I know I don't stand a chance
and I know I ain't very smart
to keep playing poker with these tarot cards
well you could have my baby like I know you wanna
you could stay forever like I know you're gonna
you could take me down to the end of a bottle
but I don't give a shit I know you're somebody's problem
well you could have my baby like I know you wanna
you could stay forever like I know you're gonna
you could take me down to the end of a bottle
but I don't give a shit I know you're somebody's problem
every single day is just the same
go work, go home, go masturbate
because I can't stop thinking of you
and I don't know if you have a clue
well you could have my baby like I know you wanna
you could stay forever like I know you're gonna
you could take me down to the end of a bottle
but I don't give a shit I know you're somebody's problem
love me honey like I know you wanna
or leave me baby like I know you're gonna
you could take me down to the end of a bottle
but I don't give a shit I know you're somebody's problem
oh you're somebody's problem
oh you're somebody's problem
oh you're somebody's problem
and I can't take this shit anymore
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5. |
My Girlfriend
05:32
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my girlfriend's kind of a slut
but that's alright because so am I
we do what the fuck we want
then go to bed every single night
my girlfriend's kind of a slut
but that's alright because so am I
we do what the fuck we want
then go to bed every single night
my girlfriend's kind of a slut
she could suck off the football team
yeah? Well so could I
but who knows what the fuck that means
my girlfriend's kind of a slut
but that's alright because so am I
I love her so fucking much
and probably will until the day I die
(LET'S GO BABY!)
I just wanna look at you
I just wanna look at you
I just wanna look at you
I just wanna look at you all day
but the memories keep haunting me
'cuz I can smell you in my jeans
I'm such a mess it seems
all I know is that I
I just wanna look at you
I just wanna look at you
I just wanna look at you
I just wanna look at you all day
ever since you left my place
every day is exactly the same
I know I dodged a bullet
but I'm still pissed that you're so full of shit
when I look at you
I just wanna look at you
I just wanna look at you
I just wanna look at you
I just wanna look at you all day
I know you could fuck a guy or three
so could I what the fuck does it mean?
life is not always what it seems
because you, you still haunt in my dreams
when I look at you
I just wanna look at you
I just wanna look at you
I just wanna look at you
there ain't nothing wrong with that
my girlfriend's kind of a slut
but that's alright because so am I
we do what the fuck we want
then go to bed every single night
my girlfriend's kind of a slut
but that's alright because so am I
I love her so fucking much
and probably will until the day I die
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6. |
Foxtrot India Tango
03:14
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Foxtrot India Tango lyrics
You know you’re just like a fucking iPhone
You can’t hold a goddamn charge
You say you're trying to make my life super easy
but all you do is make it hard
And every little thing I still wanted to do
I'm still obsessed with the thoughts of you
I know, and I don't care
can somebody please just get me out of here?
okay so fuck it
I’ll fuck it into the ground
fuck it
I’ll fuck when you’re not around
So fuck it
Can you give this dog a bone?
Until all the cows come home, man
so fuck it
I’ll fuck it into the ground
fuck it
I’ll fuck when you’re not around
so fuck it
Can you give this dog a bone?
Until all the cows come home
You think that I’m too much the condescending type
How would you feel knowing all about how DEVO was right?
it’s not like anybody’s proving me wrong
I wanna boogie to some Marvin, bitch, so let’s both get it on
put on a record, dance with you all night
so even if we got married I’m still not your type
that won't matter in a few years from now
I’ll still be out here and holding it down
okay so fuck it
I’ll fuck it into the ground
fuck it
I’ll fuck when you’re not around
So fuck it
Can you give this dog a bone?
Until all the cows come home, man
so fuck it
I’ll fuck it into the ground
fuck it
I’ll fuck when you’re not around
so fuck it
Can you give this dog a bone?
Until all the cows come home
Foxtrot, uniform, Charlie, kilo
Let's listen to the radio, fuck what we know
Foxtrot, uniform, Charlie, kilo
Let's listen to the radio, fuck what we know
Foxtrot, uniform, Charlie, kilo
Let's listen to the radio, fuck what we know
Foxtrot, uniform, Charlie, kilo
and I know my shit’s about to blow yeah
okay so fuck it
I’ll fuck it into the ground
fuck it
I’ll fuck when you’re not around
So fuck it
Can you give this dog a bone?
Until all the cows come home, man
so fuck it
I’ll fuck it into the ground
fuck it
I’ll fuck when you’re not around
so fuck it
Can you give this dog a bone?
Until all the cows come home
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I just wanna eat some steak
I just wanna eat some eggs
I just wanna lose my mind
in this Golden Corral tonight
I just wanna eat some steak
I just wanna eat some eggs
I just wanna lose my mind
in this Golden Corral tonight
I just wanna eat some steak
I just wanna eat some eggs
I just wanna lose my mind
in this Golden Corral tonight
I just wanna eat some steak
I just wanna eat some eggs
I just wanna lose my mind
in this Golden Corral tonight
I just wanna eat some steak
I just wanna eat some eggs
I just wanna lose my mind
in this Golden Corral tonight
I just wanna eat some steak
I just wanna eat some eggs
I just wanna lose my mind
in this Golden Corral tonight
I just wanna eat some steak
I just wanna eat some eggs
I just wanna lose my mind
in this Golden Corral tonight
I just wanna eat some steak
I just wanna eat some eggs
I just wanna lose my mind
in this Golden Corral tonight
I just wanna eat some steak
I just wanna eat some eggs
I just wanna lose my mind
in this Golden Corral tonight
I just wanna eat some steak
I just wanna eat some eggs
I just wanna lose my mind
in this Golden Corral tonight
I just wanna eat some steak
I just wanna eat some eggs
I just wanna lose my mind
in this Golden Corral tonight
I just wanna eat some steak
I just wanna eat some eggs
I just wanna lose my mind
in this Golden Corral tonight
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8. |
Theme Song (Reprise)
02:04
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(ready?)
Every single morning I wake on up
and I feel like I ain’t done enough
'cuz some people got it, and I know I don’t
but everybody says it and I lost all hope
I know there’s better bands than us
and people much better at playing drums
and maybe Johnny’s not good at playing guitar
But I don’t give a shit, we’ll still go far
and maybe one day I’ll say my ex was right
And mamma knew I was wasting life
and yeah I still think that I'll get upset
But I’m still here motherfuckers, you ain’t seen nothing yet
So kick it
don't let ‘em run it out
kick it
don't let ‘em run it out
kick it
they're gonna run it out
kick it
they're gonna run it
oh kick it
don't let 'em run it out
kick it
they're gonna run it out
kick it
fuck it, just let 'em run it out
kick it
And let’s just get fucking loud
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9. |
A Girl I Fucked Once
01:29
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(alright, this is the last song on the album. it's about a girl I fucked once and it's called "A Girl I Fucked Once")
I once hooked up with a girl
I had a crush on for years
But soon everybody
Would eventually hear
All about the things we did
In my bed room
Call me George Costanza
I was in the pool
And I was freaking
Like a deer in the headlights
I was thinking 'bout her panties
and her tights
all sprawled out
on my bedroom floor
While I whispered in her ear
If she wanted some more
And in my ear I hear her fucking grunts
She never called me back, guess I’m a dunce
People ask me why I'm so hung up
She’s just a girl I only fucked once
Oh and I hope she’s as happy as can be
Even though he’s uglier than me
Oh I know I'll be just fine
I'll masturbate all fucking night
And if she ever comes back to me
I'll give her what she fucking needs
all laid out on my bedroom floor
while I whispered in her ear if she wanted some more
And in my ear I hear her fucking grunts
She never called me back, guess I’m a dunce
People ask me why I'm so hung up
She’s just a girl I only fucked once
People ask if me I'm bitter
yeah you wouldn’t be
If the girl of your dreams
Surely didn’t agree
To keep up the lie
For a couple of years
Or until it turns out
I might be queer
And in my ear I hear her fucking grunts
She never called me back, guess I’m a dunce
People ask me why I'm so hung up
She’s just a girl I only fucked once
THANK YOU
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